Yesterday mother in-law texts. She’s out shopping around at the mall with her buddy, and asked if I’d meet them for lunch…We ended up going to a restaurant I actually like, and let me assure you, it isn’t fast food. That wasnt the only bonus about lunch yesterday. Not one comment was uttered about anything I eat…or dont. Woohoo! Progress! So the lady I portrayed as the monster in-law really isn’t. Let me make this clear. She was not fit for the monster in-law title before yesterday. I can be a little dramatic sometimes (mainly all the time).  She’s a wonderful woman…she’s very opinionated, as am I.  I just know for the sake of our relationship I keep my lips zipped when she’s around. Yes, oh I totally agree,  Yeah I guess your right, I’ve never thought of it that way.  See how un-opinionated I can be? Blah that’s boring. But I’m sure your guilty of it too. So cut the crap  of be yourself blah blah blah. If you have in-laws, you know how to play the cards. Your other halve knows your whole half, which I guess is just your whole, and that’s who your with anyways…right! So lunch went well, Buddy who’s loud, and a woman that needs no other description was actually…well quite. What the fk! Well quiet lunches can make for a pretty boring and awkward, uneventful afternoon. Might aswell of sat in a corner facing table by myself. Sheesh! I suppose it’s the company of others I should be enjoying. It was a lot of so who hows the weather?, yeah remember the weather that day? Dude eat your (disgusting) potatoes, why are you going lingerie shopping? whats the occasion, oh Mexico? Cool!

Shoot Me.

So as you can see, It’s not like I look for eventful, or exciting things to go on during my day, they just happen. So when I get a day like yesterday thrown in, you can see how disappointing it can be…for me anyways…and probably for you too, if your actually reading through all of my daily posts.

You know what I can thrown in today… I could tell you about my love for online shopping, and especially eBay! But you know what I really can’t fking stand?! Being outbid! You know when you find something you want, buying outright isn’t and option..you have 2 days left and there has been ZERO bidding history…then you bid and BAM! your counter bidding every 5 minutes! Fk I hate that. Like as if its not the seller, bidding on another eBay account. Arrrgg!  You know what else really grinds my gears. Loosing the remote. Not the TV remote..I could care less about that one. But the sound bar. This morning was supposed to be a morning of watching Frankinweenie with Dude, but no sound bar remote to be found. Screw that idea if I can’t feel like I’m in the theatre. Dude’s now being forced to clean his room to help find said remote. I’ve looked everywhere! I may have just maybe thrown it out, the day I was cleaning that was NOT cleaning day. Remember? The day speedy prix went for a rip and we had our special company over. Of course it went missing after that day so deep down I really want to blame them. Hey bitch you took my remote! Give it back! But then I start thinking sensible. What would they want with a remote anyways? Yeah exactly, nothing. I guess I should get down to really really looking for that thing… I’ve looked in all the obvious missing remote places, and there is no way I’m digging through the garbage outside. So If anyone had any helpful, unlikely places to suggest, I would greatly appreciate it.

Yours truly,

Spoiled brat who can’t watch regular sounding TV