Well its a new day today, and after last night, I’m feeling pretty good about it. Our much-anticipated guests were late. I wondered if they got lost, checking out the window every 2 minutes, like a child waiting for their Daddy to come home. Nah they weren’t lost, I’d put money on it that they stopped for a quickie on the side of the road. I never did ask, I mean how could I? It was only our 3rd time seeing the two of them together, and I want to keep the girlfriend, so I refrained from any boinking comments last night. So I made the chicken, burnt the bottom a bit, but I didn’t have any anyways, sooo whatevs. I didn’t overcook the asparagus and I made what I thought was a delicious salad. Supper overall, I’d say, was a success! Woohoo! Well the boys of course drank beer and us girls polished off all the wine I had in the house (who knew she was a wine drinker!), we moved to coolers, and talked our way until I couldn’t drink anymore. Wiggly pop anyways…unless I wanted a sickly sweet cooler again. Gag. So I drank COOOFFEEEEE. Weeehooo big mistake! But later on that. They took speedy prix for the test drive, I think they liked her too! I didn’t want to ask too much, didn’t want to make it awkward incase she wasn’t for them. There taking her to a dealership at some point to have her looked over mechanically. I know I know, trust issue much? Kidding it’s not like that. But like I’ve told you before, they’re our only (well my only) friends here, so the last thing I want is to go selling them a piece of junk. The silver bullet isn’t, but it is a 99 so better safe than sorry!
So no they didn’t take my beloved car last night, but I did get American Netflix, and two sweet apps out of the deal! I’ve been snapchatting all morning! If you don’t have this app already you really should check it out! You take a pic, send it to one of your snapchat friends, and they can view it for as long as their finger stays on the screen, after that the picture lasts a max of 10 seconds. Then BOOM gone forever. I know what your thinking.The same thing I am. This app gives a whole new meaning to sending dirty pictures. A revolution in the sexting industry. “Snapchat helping make your work day more exciting and increasing the population since 2013″ The other is Songza, an app with already generated playlists. What you’r suggested depends on the time of day and what you’re doing, its pretty saaweeet!…Oh and the best part of both of these apps, there free. Which is awesome, especially if your like me and your dear future husband makes you cut up or block 3/4 of all your credit cards. Bye Bye iTunes..and more devastating..online shopping WAAAHHHHHHHH!
I think I made a good impression last night because before girlfriend left, she asked ME what I was doing this weekend! Yup she asked me out on a date…were going swimming. Hot girls in tiny bikinis, your picturing aren’t ya….well sorry bro, it won’t be like that. Dude of course is coming. What kind of mother would I be if I was hanging out with a hot chick in a bikini and didn’t take him along. He’ll thank me for it one day, I’m sure. Along with this near future plan I was also invited to yoga. My man was all up for this as soon as girlfriend mentioned yoga positions. Downward dog was the one that made is tongue hang from his mouth. Well sweetheart, not everything is as it seems…oh yeah its hot yoga..dripping wet with sweat. Which I like, but after seeing your woman panting, and perspiring more than you, I’m sure that would make downward dog highly unattractive. Unless your into that of course. So maybe…but I won’t know, I’m not going. Not today anyways. We have a meeting with our accountant tonight…and even if we didn’t. It’s Thursday. Whats Thursday you ask? Why its knitting club! Yup I’m a knitter. Thought it’d be a good skill to learn. Thank you YouTube! I started the knitting club, you could probably even find my ad on Kijiji if you looked really hard. There is only myself and one other person in my knitting club. My step mom. She’s not old, and she’s awesome, so get that granny idea out of your head. When we started knitting we discovered other more experienced, or advanced if you will, knitters get together. Not to stereotype, but they were all old ladies, and kind of stuck up looking if you ask me. Oh and most importantly, we would have had to disguise our wine with coffee to go cups. So we made our own club. Who needs an excuse to drink wine? Well you don’t, but it sure makes us mothers feel alot better when we have a valid one.
Back to wine. I should have stopped drinking when we ran out last night. Never should I ever have switched to coffee. After our guests left, sleep was not in the cards for me. So I decided, hey lets creep all my new bestfriends pictures on Instagram…and then. My. Phone. Died. Laying in the dark. No phone. No charger. Fk. So I get up and head to the livingroom. Get myself all set up for this American Netflix (YAY!). Do you think I could choose what to watch? There is soooo much more! I settled on Teen Mom. I followed the season in 2009 when it came out..but I’m sure I missed a few so it’ll be my go to T.V. show whenever I get a chance. By that I mean whenever the rugrat decides toys are cool. One after another after another, until I was tired. Bedtime for me was quarter to three (<-look at me go I’m a regular Dr. Seuss). So as you can see from the title of this post, I am sleep hung over as fk today. I woke up early, even, before 9! No I didn’t shit the bed. I’m not really sure why so early, but I already have got a lot accomplished. I mean I’m still not dressed, but the kid got breakfast, and we made rice krispie squares…the orea chunk kind. Thank you Pinterest. God I love that app! Kid wants some of the mentioned squares, so I’m out for the day, parenting calls.